11/29/2006

He Said It , We Believe Him ....



Chicago Bulls' Coach Scott Skiles

Coach Skiles : I don't allow Bulls players to wear headband !




Chicago Bulls' Center Big Ben Wallace
Big Ben : Maybe I should just join Hamas and wear a green headband!
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11/27/2006

Coach Sam : What ? Don't tell me even that racial slur ranting Kramer
is asking for my resignation !

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11/24/2006

Separated By Birth
















Boston Celtics' Rondo And New York Knicks' Eddy Curry

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11/22/2006

NBA Mascots Gone Wild !

Toronto Raptors' Dino
Dino : Hey guys , watch me here. Darn , I don't have to do this
dumb act if the Raps don't stink !

XOX

11/20/2006


Separated By Birth






















Atlanta Hawks' Pachulia And Sylvester Stallone As Rocky

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11/17/2006

Suck Whisky's Top 5 List !

Top 5 Reasons Why Sam Thinks Kobe Will Not Explode For 81 Points Tonite .
5. Sam thinks Kobe is tired of watching himself beat the Raps over and over in Sportscenter .

4. Sam will have all the Raptors sport a Borat moustache to distract Kobe .

3. Sam hired fired Sec.Of Defense Rumsfeld to devise his defense against Kobe !

2 . Sam will warn Phil Jackson that if he does'nt pull out Kobe , we will pull our troops out of Afghanistan .

And the no.1 reason why Sam thinks Kobe will not score 81 pts. tonite is ............Kobe will score 82 points or more !

11/16/2006

Headline You Failed To See ...


Sam : Raps Must Take 100 Shots A Game.
.
TJ : Bargs , why do you keep jacking up 3 pointers ?
AB : 'Cos one 3 point shot is equivalent to 1 1/2 shot .
That makes it easier for us to hit coach's target !

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11/10/2006

Separated By Birth .



















Boston Celtics Leon Powe And Golden State Warriors Jason Richardson
.

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11/08/2006

NBA Mascot Gone Wild !!!

Utah Jazz ' The BearBear : What ref ? You're throwing me out ? Mascots are not subject to the
'no tolerance' rule ?

11/06/2006

He Said It , We Believe It ....




NBA Commisioner David Stern

Stern : Hmmm . Not a bad idea , ' Sheed . But you must not wear that coat anymore !

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11/03/2006

He Said It, We Believe Him ....

Orlando Magic's Tony Battie Battie : If the young fella ( Howard ) continues playing this way , he's gonna be unstoppable .


Orlando Magic's Dwight Howard

Howard : I'm gonna be unstoppable . ... ...... unstoppable in making babies like fellow big man, Shawn Kemp !

xox

11/01/2006

NBA Mascots Gone Wild !!!!!

New Orleans Hornets' Hugo
Hugo : Darn , I hate taking my baby steps in front of a big crowd !

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