10/30/2006

Headlines You Failed To See.

Coach Sam Gives Raptors Books
To Read Ala Phil Jackson
Coach Sam : What books ? These are Italian-English
and Spanish-English dictionaries !

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10/28/2006

Suck Whisky's Top 5 List




Top 5 Reasons Why The Raps Lost To The Bulls Last Night !

5. The Raps thought the pre-season was a best of 7 series only.

4. Spanish Garbo & Calderon are afraid of running with the bulls .

3. The Bulls announcers' kept.saying ' flop , flop , flop ' instead of yak , yak , yak.

2. Bargnani shot the ball every .9 sec. instead of every 9 seconds.

And the no.1 reason why the Raps lost to the Bulls last night is ....
. ..the Raps are afraid that Ben Gordon & Ben Wallace are related to Ben Ladin !

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10/27/2006

He Said It , We Believe Him ....

The Heat's Shaquille O'Neal




New NBA Ball : You mean THERE IS STILL ROOM for your FT percentage to go down !

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10/24/2006

NBA Players : Separated By Birth






















New York Knicks' David Lee And Actor Ben AfFleck

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10/22/2006

NBA Mascots Gone Wild !!!!!

Chicago Bulls' Benny The Bull
Benny : Don't blame me if the women find me irresistabull !



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10/19/2006

NBA Players : Separated By Birth















New York Knicks' Nate Robinson And King Kong











10/16/2006

He Said It , We Believe Him...


New Jersey Nets' Vince Carter
Vince : I love it here in NJ. I enjoyed playing with these guys .



VC To Play For The Magic Next Season ?
Vince : I love it here in ( Orlando ). I enjoyed playing in my hometown !

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10/13/2006


NBA Players : Separated At Birth.























Raptors Rookie Andrea Bargnani
And Archie's Jughead Jones

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10/11/2006

NBA Mascots Gone Wild !!!!

Houston Rockets' ClutchClutch : I would like to thank the Academy ...
and Charles Barkley for serving as my role model.

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10/09/2006

He Said It , We Believe Him ....


Indiana Pacers' coach Rick Carlisle

Coach Carlisle : Our guys were at a wrong place in a wrong time .




Pacers' Forward Stephen Jackson

Jackson : Wrong time ,yah . Wrong place ... I don't think so !

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10/06/2006



NBA Players : Separated By Birth .





















Sacramento King's Mike Bibby
And Austin Powers' Mini Me

10/04/2006

NBA Mascots Gone Wild !!!!!

Atlanta Hawks' Harry The Hawk


Harry : Chicks just dig a man in custome...err ..uniform !

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10/02/2006

He Said It , We Believe Him...


Philadelphia 76ers' Andre Iguodala

Andre : I'm looking for a breakout season !


Vanessa Williams Proactiv endorser

Williams : OK , then I'm looking to sell you the proactiv solution !

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