7/31/2006

He Said It , We Believe Him .....

Sixers Chris Webber w/ former GF Tyra Banks
CWebb: I feel like when people think Michigan basketball,
they think of CWebb !



Fan #1 : O that moron , is he still alive ?
Fan #2 : I though he killed himself after that screw up !

xox

7/29/2006

NBA Players : Separated At Birth












Memphis Grizzlies' Pau Gasol and former Celtics great Dave Cowens

xox

7/28/2006

NBA Team Mascots Gone Wild !

Boston Celtics' Lucky The Lepreuchan
Lucky : Uh oh , I overjump . Now I really need
the luck of the Irish not to fall flat on my face !


xox

7/27/2006

He Said It , We Believe Him...

New York Knicks' Stephon Marbury
Starbury : Somebody told me , I went from Gandhi To Malcolm X .

Malcolm X
Malcolm X : Hey shithead , you are Malcolm...
.....in The Middle ..... Of Controversy !

xox

7/26/2006

NBA Players : Separated At Birth














Ex Toronto Raptos Jerome Williams And Actor Andre 'Outcask' Benjamin

xox

7/25/2006

NBA Team Mascot Gone Wild !

Seattle Sonics' Squatch ( top )Squatch : Sorry Sharkie , as Ray said , it's just business !

XOX

7/24/2006

He Said It , We Believe Him....

Phoenix Suns' Steve Nash
Steve : I just cut it . I just have no ryhme or reason.
I felt like taking it off.

Recording Star Nelly Furtado
Nelly : I am taking you off my next song, ' Sex Maniac '.
I will mention Korver's name instead.

xox

7/21/2006

NBA Players : Separated At Birth












76ers Kyle Korver and Asthon Kutcher

xox

7/20/2006

NBA Team Mascot Gone Wild !

The Gorilla , Phoenix Suns Mascot The Gorilla : Where is Jack Black when you need him ?
King Kong never have to work this hard !

7/19/2006

He Said It , We Believe Him ...

Chuck Swirsky , Raptors Announcer


Chuck : John Salmons played behind AI and is a player that
has been flying low under the radar screen.


John Salmons , Ex 76ers now a Raptor

John : 0 Shit . I will hit a building like 9/11 !

x0x

7/18/2006

Sports Headline You Failed To See

Raptors With 3 Italians
Form Own Pizza Company



Colangelo , Bargnani and Gherardini

xox

7/14/2006

NBA Team Mascot Gone Wild !

New Jersey Nets' Sly


Sly : I've seen Springsteen make the girls go crazy with this move!

xox

7/13/2006

He Said It , And We Believe Him....

Andre Aldridge , NBA TV

Aldridge : The Celtics are very eager to get Allan Iverson.
Pretty soon , AI
will be a green man.


Philadelphia 76ers' Allan Iverson

AI : Calling earth , calling earth ...

7/12/2006

NBA Players : Separated By Birth


San Antonio Spurs' Robert Horry And Actor Will Smith


xox

7/10/2006

Sports Headline You Failed To See

Raptors Get Ford and Cash For Charlie V.
Who is next ?

Bryan Colangelo : I will ask for a Hummer for Bosh ?


xox

7/08/2006

He Said It , And We Believe Him.

Dallas Mavs Star Forward Dirk Nowitzki

Mark has got to learn not to yell at the officials the whole game.


Mark Cuban , Dallas Mavs owner.

Me , keep quiet . Did they not try doing that to Simon too ?


xxx

7/07/2006

NBA Team Mascot Gone Wild TRUE , THIS TIME..


Chicago Bulls' Benny The Bull

Benny : I'm preparing for ' So You Think You Can Dance ' !

XOX

7/06/2006

NBA Players : Separated At Birth


Former LA Lakers Rick Fox and actor Steve Bauer

xox

7/05/2006

Sports Headline You Failed To See

' Dominator' Cut By Leafs ,
Joins Raptors



Coach Sam: But Tie, The NBA does not allow fighting !

xox

7/04/2006

He Said It , And We Believe Him ....

Fred Carter , NBA TV

FC : Hilton Armstrong has the wingspan of a 7'9'' player.
His arms are so long , he'll need
another set of elbows.


Freako !

7/03/2006

NBA Team Mascot Gone Wild !

Orlando Magic's Mascot Vs. The Pirate of The Caribbean

Give up Johnny Depp, I need the immunity necklace ...

xxx

7/02/2006

NBA Executives : Separated At Birth


Minnesota VP Kevin McHale and The Munster

xxx

7/01/2006

Sports Headline You Failed To See

' Carless ' Bonner Refuses
San Antonio Deal ?



Bonner : Are you sure San Antonio has a TTC ?

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